Janelle: MG has a laptop.
Janelle's Beautiful Conscience: Yes, but you never bring it anywhere. And it's not yours.
Janelle: ...So I need a laptop too???
Janelle's Confusing Conscience: No!! What do you need another one for? You already have one!
Janelle: But you just said it's not mine?
Janelle's Frustrating Conscience: You know what I mean!
Janelle: Ok, so I need to buy a laptop for my future laptop bag.
Janelle's Really-Annoying Conscience: YOU DON'T NEED BOTH!
Janelle: Just the bag then?
Janelle's Conscience: What?!? Just... just get the bag...